Answer me this: Have you ever consumed an alcoholic beverage? Have you ever consumed alcohol to the point of intoxication? Well, if you answered yes, then yo

Answer me this: Have you ever consumed an alcoholic beverage? Have you ever consumed alcohol to the point of intoxication? Well, if you answered yes, then you used a mind-altering substance / external chemical influence for your personal enjoyment. Don't you deserve jail for this? I mean, shouldn't you have been able resist the urge to intoxicate yourself, and instead pushed yourself in the "right direction" of sobriety? Since you failed at this, we might as well throw the book at you for it, right? Alternately, if you answered "no" to my above question(s), then you're a liar and you can see yourself out.