Which would be very convincing if Japan: A) weren't the reserve currency of the world. B) didn't have 20 or so years of no inflation. C) didn't have legions

Which would be very convincing if Japan: A) weren't the reserve currency of the world. B) didn't have 20 or so years of no inflation. C) didn't have legions of economists saying that massive inflation was just around the corner since ~1993 - exactly like you are now. D) didn't use a different, equally unconvincing excuse for why they too are special.