Although I know you meant that jokingly, presumably the op's statement is only true within the parameters of a world where "there is no such thing as absolute t

Although I know you meant that jokingly, presumably the op's statement is only true within the parameters of a world where "there is no such thing as absolute truth", therefore, the statement isn't absolutely true, it's just true within the confines of his own (subjective) world view. The actual world, may, in fact, have absolute truth.