Comically absurd. Everything you've suggested seems specifically chosen to put you in the worst negotiating position possible. "The winner of any negotiation i

Comically absurd. Everything you've suggested seems specifically chosen to put you in the worst negotiating position possible. "The winner of any negotiation is the one who has least to lose" Why shouldn't the company have to prove they are good enough for you to give them your life? This isn't a romance novel, it's business.