As someone that used to work as a "professional wordsmith," I think you vastly overestimate how much they care. Does it work? Do I hit my SEO metrics? Can I go

As someone that used to work as a "professional wordsmith," I think you vastly overestimate how much they care. Does it work? Do I hit my SEO metrics? Can I go to lunch now? And remember, headline writers often aren't the people who write the articles, and may not be people who have READ the articles.