Amusingly, you're allowed to use multiple, mutually exclusive defenses: "Say you sue me because you say my dog bit you. Well, now this is my defense: My dog do

Amusingly, you're allowed to use multiple, mutually exclusive defenses: "Say you sue me because you say my dog bit you. Well, now this is my defense: My dog doesn't bite. And second, in the alternative, my dog was tied up that night. And third, I don't believe you really got bit. And fourth, I don't have a dog." https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alternative_pleading https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alternative_pleading