I'll be honest with you, I stopped reading when I got to the second paragraph. Mentally I read the first bit and went "I get it". I scrolled down and the word v

I'll be honest with you, I stopped reading when I got to the second paragraph. Mentally I read the first bit and went "I get it". I scrolled down and the word vomit caught my eye. Then I looked at the requirements. Went back and searched for any details about the job. I am all for clear communication but the "shock and awe" portion should be short. I would prefer more details about the job. To me a job posting is a two way street; you want a top notch designer then entice me with something that would want me to drop my current projects and run to you.