Reminds me of a colleague who was filling out a medical form for his son. He got stuck on one question, so he took it up to the front desk. "This question,"

Reminds me of a colleague who was filling out a medical form for his son. He got stuck on one question, so he took it up to the front desk. "This question," he said, "asks, 'Are you concerned about your child's health?' Well as a parent I am concerned, but I'm not _real_ concerned." To which the receptionist responded, "Are you an engineer?" "Yes." "Just put 'no'."