If I had an infinite amount of cash, I would buy the United States of America. Then, after the current government is abolished I would establish a monarchy. As

If I had an infinite amount of cash, I would buy the United States of America. Then, after the current government is abolished I would establish a monarchy. As a monarch I would declare that all companies owned by my subjects are in fact only held by my subjects but owned entirely by the royal family. ...Hehe. This is some of the stupidest stuff I've ever written.