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My favorite part - > This friend recommended nvd3.js, presumably because you’re not making real graphs in 2016 unless your graphing library is <something>.js a

My favorite part - > This friend recommended nvd3.js, presumably because you’re not making real graphs in 2016 unless your graphing library is <something>.js and requires at LEAST one other <something else>.js as a dependency. Everyone looks at you like “what, you DON’T already use <something else>.js? Jeez say goodbye to your Hacker News karma. Just apt-get install npm && npm install bower && bower install-” NO STOP IT THIS ISN’T WHAT TIM BERNERS-LEE WANTED”. edit: as huckyaus mentioned in a different thread, author did http://swagify.net/ http://swagify.net/ as well. In completely unrelated news, I'm changing my handle to [Tr1Ck$h0t][LEGIT][60x7]$$$C30C0DER$$$, that will make me really popular among the cool kids.

joshmanders 11y ago
The whole article was fun. I loved it. Also to take it a step further, I wouldn't apt-get install npm, I'd first use ruby to install homebrew, then brew install nodejs, then npm install bower, then bower install. Because linux doesn't have enough package managers to manage my package managers to manage packages managed my package managers.
stygiansonic 11y ago
Indeed, the article was a great and humorous stream-of-consciousness. For me, it was this: > ... and I wouldn’t be embedding this ugly graph as a pdf into a LaTeX document that takes 3 passes of pdflatex to render...
yread 11y ago
Yeah the irony is that the link to wiki on Tim Berners-Lee is actually http://t.umblr.com/redirect?z=https%3A%2F%2Fen.wikipedia.org%2Fwiki%2FTim_Berners-Lee&t=NGMzYTQyZWZjZDFkZGEzMTQ0MDMwM2QwNzk1MTA0OTNlZWNhYTY0NCxZRkpQNkM5SQ%3D%3D http://t.umblr.com/redirect?z=https%3A%2F%2Fen.wikipedia.org... Is this WHAT TIM BERNERS-LEE WANTED??!!!One1!?
Themistocles 11y ago
cool
NKCSS 11y ago
Lol, I love how "SAMPLE TEXT" is part of every section of that :)
tajen 11y ago
Tho only drawback I see with nvd3.js is that we can't generate png images of the graphs, server-side, for email of PDF export. Is there an nvd3-js-to-png.java ;)?
- coev 11y ago
  If the graph renders to canvas, you can get a data url for the image and send that to a server for decoding/storage.
- seba_dos1 11y ago
  It's called PhantomJS :P
  - test1235 11y ago
    What? You don't already have it installed?
    - samstave 11y ago
      How can I tell?
      - KingAisa 11y ago
        I really love it IT modulater Man of These Group As for one Question Any kinds of photo and Video If you will be transfer or drae the way of your choice and file system by geting quality of Image Example one Things In mobile Down load and Up Load 3gp and MPEG 4 And FLV which fil format will be useful / transfer Fast/gethigh image Quality/Direct use or not /if converting need which machine can convert / If any format can change datar.txt format we can convert or not any wishing format types/in download file have .txt in no media file how to accept video ir photo which soft ware need and want ? I was so many question in My head but every time I am not free to performed So miserable in minded most of all branded Company and Group are more I will given all but they are hide and fall back some data I understand that I will never finish my console and tree treated today I will thinking alot of all my data and performing are need to restored back and goback to home already peace most of In my family in alot of case are missing its big and huge problem I will missing in Duty of Father upon to my children so sorry in minded.Thanks all of my friends And member all group of study and training students This time for enough My question in some quality of answer just for searching I was pass in this field as same as all of you will be pass truely I,hoping that your result and reply information.Just see in All of my google plus pages.
donquichotte 11y ago
This one got me in stitches, a collection of developer insider jokes in one huge sentence: AND ANOTHER THING when it’s midnight and your x-axis formatting function doesn’t convert UNIX times into JavaScript date objects properly because there’s no timezone information and I dunno JavaScript was written by some guy in two weeks (yeah I ain’t afraid to call it out what of it) and your binary-search based conversion of sparse timeseries data into uniformly dense timeseries data is causing so many data points to be graphed that it’s slowly crashing Chrome and you’re watching helplessly as your RAM goes up and Chrome won’t close the tab and it just doesn’t seem right that 2016, the year of the Linux Desktop has brought us this situation I mean I thought if you had enough <something>.js libraries this stuff was meant to just scale right up so tha-

joshmanders 11y ago

The whole article was fun. I loved it. Also to take it a step further, I wouldn't apt-get install npm, I'd first use ruby to install homebrew, then brew install nodejs, then npm install bower, then bower install. Because linux doesn't have enough package managers to manage my package managers to manage packages managed my package managers.

stygiansonic 11y ago

Indeed, the article was a great and humorous stream-of-consciousness. For me, it was this: > ... and I wouldn’t be embedding this ugly graph as a pdf into a LaTeX document that takes 3 passes of pdflatex to render...

yread 11y ago

Yeah the irony is that the link to wiki on Tim Berners-Lee is actually http://t.umblr.com/redirect?z=https%3A%2F%2Fen.wikipedia.org%2Fwiki%2FTim_Berners-Lee&t=NGMzYTQyZWZjZDFkZGEzMTQ0MDMwM2QwNzk1MTA0OTNlZWNhYTY0NCxZRkpQNkM5SQ%3D%3D http://t.umblr.com/redirect?z=https%3A%2F%2Fen.wikipedia.org... Is this WHAT TIM BERNERS-LEE WANTED??!!!One1!?

Themistocles 11y ago

cool

NKCSS 11y ago

Lol, I love how "SAMPLE TEXT" is part of every section of that :)

tajen 11y ago

Tho only drawback I see with nvd3.js is that we can't generate png images of the graphs, server-side, for email of PDF export. Is there an nvd3-js-to-png.java ;)?

coev 11y ago
If the graph renders to canvas, you can get a data url for the image and send that to a server for decoding/storage.
seba_dos1 11y ago
It's called PhantomJS :P
- test1235 11y ago
  What? You don't already have it installed?
  - samstave 11y ago
    How can I tell?
    - KingAisa 11y ago
      I really love it IT modulater Man of These Group As for one Question Any kinds of photo and Video If you will be transfer or drae the way of your choice and file system by geting quality of Image Example one Things In mobile Down load and Up Load 3gp and MPEG 4 And FLV which fil format will be useful / transfer Fast/gethigh image Quality/Direct use or not /if converting need which machine can convert / If any format can change datar.txt format we can convert or not any wishing format types/in download file have .txt in no media file how to accept video ir photo which soft ware need and want ? I was so many question in My head but every time I am not free to performed So miserable in minded most of all branded Company and Group are more I will given all but they are hide and fall back some data I understand that I will never finish my console and tree treated today I will thinking alot of all my data and performing are need to restored back and goback to home already peace most of In my family in alot of case are missing its big and huge problem I will missing in Duty of Father upon to my children so sorry in minded.Thanks all of my friends And member all group of study and training students This time for enough My question in some quality of answer just for searching I was pass in this field as same as all of you will be pass truely I,hoping that your result and reply information.Just see in All of my google plus pages.

donquichotte 11y ago

This one got me in stitches, a collection of developer insider jokes in one huge sentence: AND ANOTHER THING when it’s midnight and your x-axis formatting function doesn’t convert UNIX times into JavaScript date objects properly because there’s no timezone information and I dunno JavaScript was written by some guy in two weeks (yeah I ain’t afraid to call it out what of it) and your binary-search based conversion of sparse timeseries data into uniformly dense timeseries data is causing so many data points to be graphed that it’s slowly crashing Chrome and you’re watching helplessly as your RAM goes up and Chrome won’t close the tab and it just doesn’t seem right that 2016, the year of the Linux Desktop has brought us this situation I mean I thought if you had enough <something>.js libraries this stuff was meant to just scale right up so tha-