I lost a perfectly good very small, very dull Victornox pocket knife because I forgot it was in my pocket before going through security. The TSA agent was nearl

I lost a perfectly good very small, very dull Victornox pocket knife because I forgot it was in my pocket before going through security. The TSA agent was nearly orgasmic in her "find". Her rapture at discovering my WMD was more frustrating than actually losing it.