Your average rich person is pumped full of chemicals and treated horribly, hemmed in every day with other rich people, stifling their ability to live a fulfilli

Your average rich person is pumped full of chemicals and treated horribly, hemmed in every day with other rich people, stifling their ability to live a fulfilling rich-people life prior to being used. True connoisseurs of rich people source their rich people from ethical rich people providers, like universities or accelerator programs. This lets you know the rich person was treated properly in life, and is responsible for bringing out the full body in their body. After you've had accelerator-to-table rich person the Factory Office Industrial Rich People Processed Product you've had will never taste the same. Because that's not even rich people. That's a science experiment meant to evoke your association with rich people. Only a poor person could be content with that sort of rich people. Rich people eat real rich people.