"Everything is wrong with it"? Name it, one by one. Otherwise it's FUD. Why didn't you install a clean OS downloaded from the official Microsoft/Ubuntu/Debian

"Everything is wrong with it"? Name it, one by one. Otherwise it's FUD. Why didn't you install a clean OS downloaded from the official Microsoft/Ubuntu/Debian website instead of waiting two weeks for a restore Windows restore DVD from HP with crapware pre-installed? The first thing I would do after buying a new laptop is to format it completely and start afresh.