No robot ever lobbied government for special exemptions to robot-owned businesses, which it then used to completely trash the economy while accumulating vast am

No robot ever lobbied government for special exemptions to robot-owned businesses, which it then used to completely trash the economy while accumulating vast amounts of wealth, which it in turn used to strengthen its grip on government. Also, no robot ever argued that it must own every single thing it says for life+95 years or it will stop speaking. The occasional malfunction is to be expected.