Russian millitary commander (rmc): Hey uhh... so we haven't used these things ever since we built them. Kinda a waste don't you think. Russian scientist (rs):

Russian millitary commander (rmc): Hey uhh... so we haven't used these things ever since we built them. Kinda a waste don't you think. Russian scientist (rs): I guess. I mean against international law anyway so we couldn't use them even if we wanted to. rmc: Can we come up with an excuse. rs: I guess we could say they're good against asteroids. rmc: Great, do it!