NodeJS and Java as hipster languages? I think there is a lot of enterprise effort put into those VMs to make the code execution fast behind those "languages", m

NodeJS and Java as hipster languages? I think there is a lot of enterprise effort put into those VMs to make the code execution fast behind those "languages", more like programming environments. PHP does not have any advantage over Java or even NodeJS as far as language syntax goes, but it offers less in terms of instrumentation and other much needed features of making production ready code.