I came up with a joke a few years ago, which is becoming less and less funny as time passes: Everyone's an asshole. It's just that you're usually surrounded by

I came up with a joke a few years ago, which is becoming less and less funny as time passes: Everyone's an asshole. It's just that you're usually surrounded by people who are the same kind of asshole as you are. The internet makes it trivially easy for assholes of opposing kinds to get into contact with each other, thus guaranteeing maximum offense.