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Hacker News Headline Generator
- 100k 17y agoI enjoyed "An Amazon clone in 14 lines of Clojure" -- that would be something to see.
- jbenz 17y agoA buddy of mine created this bad boy for us all to enjoy. Hopefully you don't find it too mean-spirited; it's all in good fun. Also worth checking out: his "tech article comment generator" at blarworld.net.
- mortenjorck 17y agoI appreciate that it's meant in fun, but it does beg the uncomfortable question: Have we become so predictable?
- jff 17y agoYes.
- mdg 17y ago"You're making yourself look like a total Luddite by discounting Web-2.0-oriented content-management-valued models techniques. It's true." or something.
- nek 17y ago"A '93 Ford Taurus in 8 lines of Megan-Fox-picture" Hahaha
- mambodog 17y ago"A fully functional POSIX-compliant 64-bit multitasking operating system in 12 lines of Javascript"
- dutchflyboy 17y agoIn that case, it probably uses FireMetal: "Introducing FireMetal: a Megan-Fox-picture platform optimizer"
- tvon 17y ago"A fully functional Death Star in 5 lines of WebGL" Good stuff.
- sketerpot 17y agoLisp can do it in two: (with-sufficient-macrology (make-generic-star :type 'death))
- MindTwister 17y agoPython can do it in one from past import deathstar
- samd 17y agoNow someone needs to make a blog post generator to go along with the headlines.
- twism 17y ago"Review my startup: www.hackunmarketableproducts.com"
- vijaydev 17y ago"A Facebook clone in 9 lines of CSS" :-)
- redmage 17y ago"How I turned coding unicorn picture technology into a $12 million a year business" Bonus points for madness!
- Deestan 17y agoI love the insane ones. "Ask HN: Am I crazy to program the secrets of toast?" "Ask HN: Can someone tell me how to steal common sense?"
- ryanelkins 17y agoInteresting since I got "Ask HN: Does my startup need to steal unicorn picture technology?" followed up with "Review my startup: www.makeunicornpicturetechnology.org". Looks like that unicorn picture technology making guy finally hit the big time.
- DanielBMarkham 17y agoIt's a little-known fact, but lisp-driven unicorn picture technology is going to be the main driver of Web 4.0 Damn, I think I could make an HN comment generator.
- jaxc 17y ago"How I turned hating on unmarketable products into a $10 million a year business"
- albertsun 17y agoLet me guess: A markov chain based text generator trained on a set of HN headlines from before. Something else?
- icey 17y agoThis thing is psychic. It gave me a headline for a project I started working on this weekend!
- lucifer 17y agoAll that time for 9 lines of F#?
- joshkaufman 17y agoClassic: "How I turned stealing pointless iPhone apps into a $12 million a year business"
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- joshkaufman 17y agoFunny: "Ask HN: Am I crazy to attempt to understand common sense?" Sad: "Ask HN: Should my company make unmarketable products?" and "Ask HN: How do you program vaporware?" Accurate: "Ask HN: Does my startup need to try to market to potential customers?"
- peterwwillis 17y agos/^.+(?= Generator)/Spam Subject/
- bugs 17y agoIt really needs to add things like: How a kid/student made $20 million (mixergy interview) or How AMAZING BUSINESS was made with only $3.50.
- pierrefar 17y agoI can't wait for "Hacker News Headline Generator in 3 lines of Erlang"
- tomwans 17y agoAn Amazon clone in 9 lines of Megan-Fox-picture
- tomwans 17y agoA Twitter clone in 13 lines of CSS
- syl 17y ago"Ask HN: Does my startup need to make common sense?"
- DanielBMarkham 17y ago"A fully functional POSIX-compliant 64-bit multitasking operating system in 14 lines of CSS" That I'd pay to see.
- fs111 17y ago"Ask HN: Who here actually trys to market unmarketable products?" lol