For anyone who doesn't know, telegrams are still around. Email is a lot cheaper and does basically the same thing, but if you want to spend $30 on having an em

For anyone who doesn't know, telegrams are still around. Email is a lot cheaper and does basically the same thing, but if you want to spend $30 on having an email hand-delivered, you can. I sent one back in 1997ish, basically to impress a girl who liked quirky things. Of course, it had to be written in the correct style. It seemed to work - we dated for 3 years after that.