" What's next? Tracking our bowel movements? Places we've had diarrhea? Places we saw pretty girls?" That's what Twitter is for. Or at least, that's what Twit

" What's next? Tracking our bowel movements? Places we've had diarrhea? Places we saw pretty girls?" That's what Twitter is for. Or at least, that's what Twitter gets used for. Most people have entirely unremarkable lives (nothing wrong with that). You get a Twitter account, and you say ... what? "I just went to Starbuck's again. LOL!"