You either program in php and love it, and in this case you're just part of the amateur group who don't understand what is possible in other platforms, or you'r

You either program in php and love it, and in this case you're just part of the amateur group who don't understand what is possible in other platforms, or you're an experienced programmer who never actually did something serious with php. Your concept of good code design is close to what I mean, but even that is not possible in php.