I spent a good three minutes on the new website without fully understanding what this was about. A Linux distro? Something related to React.js? And why the hell

I spent a good three minutes on the new website without fully understanding what this was about. A Linux distro? Something related to React.js? And why the hell is everything bouncing around every time I click a link? On the old website I found everything I needed to know in 0.2 seconds. Didn't even have to click on anything.