A friend of mine tested this behavior on Cortana shortly after installing Windows 10. Based on how clever and varied the responses were, all I could figure was

A friend of mine tested this behavior on Cortana shortly after installing Windows 10. Based on how clever and varied the responses were, all I could figure was that people at Microsoft had spent a lot of time crafting specific responses to all manner of filthy queries. >Harrison is one of eight writers who creates Cortana's dialogue in the U.S. In addition to writing jokes and coming up with casual banter, her team has to figure out the best way to shut down vulgar conversations. Mystery solved. I have to admit, eight people sitting in a corporate office discussing the fine details of how their virtual robot responds to suggestive questions is kind of sad, and yet really bizarre. What a time to be alive.