Erm... What? Distributed, eventually-consistent API broker in Platform-as-a-Service cloud data model on-line management? And frobnicating bulbulation zipfing-fr

Erm... What? Distributed, eventually-consistent API broker in Platform-as-a-Service cloud data model on-line management? And frobnicating bulbulation zipfing-free? What the heck does it do and how would I use it? The only thing that makes sense on first look is dashboard. Not to mention that text on the website displays on just above 11cm at the bottom of my whole 21cm display height. I feel strong urge to duck while looking at it.