Might've been fun, but probably wouldn't've done any good. Based on my experience -- numerous judges spread out across a handful of counties in California -- th

Might've been fun, but probably wouldn't've done any good. Based on my experience -- numerous judges spread out across a handful of counties in California -- the judge is short on time, shorter on patience, and will decide your case based solely on whether or not you were going faster than the posted speed limit. (Yes, I like to drive fast. No, not because I'm in a hurry or expect to get anywhere faster -- it's just how I drive. It's not something I'm either proud or ashamed of.)