rogerclark = garbage. There, that was easy. Now, let me invent some reasons I dislike rogerclark to justify my poorly written blogpost. Why, my dear reader, ma

rogerclark = garbage. There, that was easy. Now, let me invent some reasons I dislike rogerclark to justify my poorly written blogpost. Why, my dear reader, may I ask, did I really write such tripe? Well, this morning I wanted Cheerios, but my milk was rotten, so I ate them dry. I arrived late for work after not being able to find my car keys, only to find a nasty email from my boss. My girlfriend then broke up with me via text message. So, given my mood, I thought it was only proper to sully my reputation a little bit by bashing one of the most beloved nerd webcomics on earth. Also, I have many Apple products and I just wanted to throw in a little defense of my purchases in my meaningless rant.