It's a honking great running watch, not a "watch watch," so the statement would be something like "My GOD I'm too busy being incredibly fit to even remove my wo

It's a honking great running watch, not a "watch watch," so the statement would be something like "My GOD I'm too busy being incredibly fit to even remove my workout equipment! Look at how low my resting heart rate is!" So I sympathize with him not wanting to wear one of those off the trail. :)