> I was actually handed the project idea as an intern task. "Hey Dave, that intern kid starts today. Shall just I send him to get coffee and donuts?" "Nah, I

> I was actually handed the project idea as an intern task. "Hey Dave, that intern kid starts today. Shall just I send him to get coffee and donuts?" "Nah, I was going just to ask him to make Ruby massively faster, something many super-smart people have been trying to do for years with no success." "Ok, that should keep him out of our way at least."