This seems like a good use case for https://petitions.whitehouse.gov https://petitions.whitehouse.gov, no? I have to imagine such a blatent abuse of the system

This seems like a good use case for https://petitions.whitehouse.gov https://petitions.whitehouse.gov, no? I have to imagine such a blatent abuse of the system would have to warrant more than a cookie-cutter answer from the administration.