Yes, reindexing ES is a pain in the ass. While it is reindexing, I constantly stare at the screen asking myself "Why the f* do you have to reindex, I just added

Yes, reindexing ES is a pain in the ass. While it is reindexing, I constantly stare at the screen asking myself "Why the f* do you have to reindex, I just added a field to the mapping you f* piece of sh* moronic database".