> Node.js [...] whose idea of having a fun time is throwing promises into the future and hoping that nobody breaks them. As a non-fan of Javascript as she is w

> Node.js [...] whose idea of having a fun time is throwing promises into the future and hoping that nobody breaks them. As a non-fan of Javascript as she is wrote I'd hear this criticism and nod in almost any situation, but not while the author is simultaneously advocating writing your stack as a conglomerate of processes written in different languages communicating over UDP.