Even better if it has three modes: 1.) Everyone else seems silent to you 2.) You seem silent to everyone else 3.) Modes (1) and (2) simultaneously I'

Even better if it has three modes: 1.) Everyone else seems silent to you 2.) You seem silent to everyone else 3.) Modes (1) and (2) simultaneously I'm also curious whether Fred originally wanted (1) or (2) more [assuming (3) is not an option].