As a young fellow, my best friend's father was high ranking law enforcement officer. Anytime we encountered any trouble (similar to the sort you mentioned), he'

As a young fellow, my best friend's father was high ranking law enforcement officer. Anytime we encountered any trouble (similar to the sort you mentioned), he'd simply hand the officer his father's card or phone number and off we'd go. You don't even want to hear about the sorts of things wives of law enforcement get away with...