I remember when I was little, my mother used to clean my ears with those against my will. "We continue to twist Q-tips in our ears thanks to a simple truth: It

I remember when I was little, my mother used to clean my ears with those against my will. "We continue to twist Q-tips in our ears thanks to a simple truth: It feels great." Well, to me it felt awful and obviously I never used those myself. Now I can feel smugly superior because even as a baby I knew these things are bullshit.