"Hello, pre-product pre-revenue startup. You know what you should be working on right now? Your overseas expansion plan. The $COUNTRY market is too small to su

"Hello, pre-product pre-revenue startup. You know what you should be working on right now? Your overseas expansion plan. The $COUNTRY market is too small to sustain the gigantic company which you will inevitably turn into. Here, let's spend two weeks working on PowerPoint decks." (For avoidance of doubt: this wasn't an accelerator I have or had a formal relationship with, and -- thankfully -- won't be on the short list for almost anyone reading HN. For further avoidance of doubt: if you ever have coffee with me in Tokyo and ask for accelerator recommendations I am likely to observe that plane tickets are cheap.)