No. Please, no. No, no, no, no, no. I want FAST user interfaces. I don't want more animations that chew up hundreds of milliseconds and give me that horrible

No. Please, no. No, no, no, no, no. I want FAST user interfaces. I don't want more animations that chew up hundreds of milliseconds and give me that horrible feeling of swimming in syrup. I know designers think this is brilliant and pretty and all, but as someone who makes heavy use of tablets, phones, laptops etc. doesn't want more crap. My iPhone feels slow and sluggish enough as it is. If you want to spend your talent on something: figure out how to increase speed, precision and figure out how software gets better at understanding what the user wants.