"In China, they discovered a man born with three eyes. LensCrafters said they could make glasses for him in about an hour and a half." (An old Jay Leno joke.

"In China, they discovered a man born with three eyes. LensCrafters said they could make glasses for him in about an hour and a half." (An old Jay Leno joke. For context, LensCrafters slogan of the period was, "Quality eyeglasses... in about an hour."