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Hello. I am an investor. I'd like to contact you privately about this "Uber For Dogs" idea.

• rdtsc 11y ago
  Well hello! My business plan is to become a unicorn by Jan next year. There is a hot market for dogs wanting rides to the park while their owners are too busy. For the seed round of just $50M you get 29% of the company. First off I'll need to move to San Fran then rent an open floor office, preferably in a warehouse-like building with red brick walls. Then I'll hire 20 young people, preferably hipsters, with lots of energy. Experience not imporant, as long as they look good in hoodies and jeans, and know how to look busy typing and pretend to collaborate with each other all the time (because it looks good in pictures). Also must know how to correctly use latest memes. The tech stack will be all Go with reactive interfaces. Mostly microservices, nested inside lightweight Docker containers. So there, welcome to the future (I'll send a link soon where to wire the funds).
  • ianamartin 11y ago
    Funniest damn thing I've seen all day. Well played, sir.