Let's not forget those pesky kids with smartphones, running all over my lawn. What's the deal with those ? I mean really, who would, this day and age, still was

Let's not forget those pesky kids with smartphones, running all over my lawn. What's the deal with those ? I mean really, who would, this day and age, still waste the best part of their life raising these snotty monkeys that have no respect ? Having kids was a fad and it's about time everybody realize it.