Arrr matey, it certainly would help because a) not once have I seen an 'Arrr matey' in the comments b) the article didn't mention walking the plank at all c) I

Arrr matey, it certainly would help because a) not once have I seen an 'Arrr matey' in the comments b) the article didn't mention walking the plank at all c) I don't think that we can count on lower level pirates to be competent at complex logic