the old joke about a classical and jazz player meeting: Jazzer: "What do you play" Classical: "Horn" J: "What kind, sax, trumpet, bone?" C: "There's only on

the old joke about a classical and jazz player meeting: Jazzer: "What do you play" Classical: "Horn" J: "What kind, sax, trumpet, bone?" C: "There's only one instrument called "horn" you rube, and cor anglais doesn't qualify" J: "Cor anglais??"