Hey, using 7 dirty words worked for George Carlin: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seven_dirty_words http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seven_dirty_words Now, your rew

Hey, using 7 dirty words worked for George Carlin: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seven_dirty_words http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seven_dirty_words Now, your rewrite is entirely boring and would make a horrible blog post. You may have a problem with "profanity" (are you 65?) but most of the people who read my blog know I'll drop the F-bomb once in a while for effect. If you don't like that, then don't read my blog. It says "zedshaw" right next to the article and the title has "Maxipads" in it. You really think it's gonna be nice? To me, if your only complaint is that I didn't write my blog post as if it were a peer reviewed journal article intended to be read by pseudo-intellectual academics then I am totally happy with that.