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There's a similar post from a while back: http://www.greenharbor.com/fffolder/carkeet.html http://www.greenharbor.com/fffolder/carkeet.html (also at http://www.modernhumorist.com/mh/0103/freefall/ http://www.modernhumorist.com/mh/0103/freefall/).