Hans Island is of no value to anybody. But neither country wants to back down, fearing it might set a nasty precedent. Personally, I think we may as well have

Hans Island is of no value to anybody. But neither country wants to back down, fearing it might set a nasty precedent. Personally, I think we may as well have a bit of fun, and settle the matter with a boxing match, Canadian national champion against Danish. Should be a fun evening.