I've never created a facebook profile but facebook has a "shadow-profile" on me based on people tagging me in photos and inviting me and what not. So I never pu

I've never created a facebook profile but facebook has a "shadow-profile" on me based on people tagging me in photos and inviting me and what not. So I never put things on facebook but there's still tons of info on me there. And maybe forks would be banned if they were constructed in a way to make it extremely difficult to use, even for experts, without stabbing yourself? I'm thinking of a fork with some sort of magnetic pull, either towards the plate or towards your own forehead, so you can chose whether it tries to stick to the plate (making food not come to your mouth) or switch to the forehead pull and try to steer it into your mouth without stabbing yourself. That IMHO would be a more adequate comparison to what these dark-pattern infused sites/apps are doing.