I know your question is a joke, but it is frequently asked in seriousness, so: No. Not at this granularity. Otherwise the python community would still be using

I know your question is a joke, but it is frequently asked in seriousness, so: No. Not at this granularity. Otherwise the python community would still be using plone, and Django would not exist. Or there would be only blocking (or non-blocking) io. And so on.