Sorry, let me clarify: I'm a guy. For some reason, in my mind, adulthood for guys is defined as having a really great beard. And for some reason, I can't grow

Sorry, let me clarify: I'm a guy. For some reason, in my mind, adulthood for guys is defined as having a really great beard. And for some reason, I can't grow a beard. I get a tiny little patch under my chin, and that's about it. Because of this, sometimes I feel like I'll never be an adult.