Is this parody? You've written a list of coding practices which assure job security for folks like me, who have to undo these gross portability problems, bugs,

Is this parody? You've written a list of coding practices which assure job security for folks like me, who have to undo these gross portability problems, bugs, and security vulnerabilities these result in. for (int i = 0; i < 100000; ++i) // most optimal int size used Is bullshit, always.