"Hey friends, because I trust you guys, I prepared this special gift. I hope you guys like it." "Oooo a present! What is it?" "It's a T-shirt with a giant l

"Hey friends, because I trust you guys, I prepared this special gift. I hope you guys like it." "Oooo a present! What is it?" "It's a T-shirt with a giant logo reading "FUCK YOU CHINA", with a red bullseye painted on the back. Like it?"