1. Make that "109.237% of the time." I always go 110%. What's that, you say? Mathematically impossible? I used to think so too. Then one day I slept for 26.4 ho

1. Make that "109.237% of the time." I always go 110%. What's that, you say? Mathematically impossible? I used to think so too. Then one day I slept for 26.4 hours. 2. In completely unrelated web surfing occurring in totally different tabs on the opposite side of my Firefox window, I was searching thesaurus.com for a contextually superior synonym of 'saying'/'phrase'. Plenty to choose from, of course. I was thinking of going with 'aphorism' for a moment, so I switched from thesaurus to dictionary to make certain it correctly fit my context. Look for yourself: http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/aphorism http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/aphorism Infuriating how pervasive its usage is. Infuriating.